10 posts tagged “laughter”
Our esteemed Minister says civil servants can now take up part time job or businesses. Check out here
The last time I check when I was in Form 5, the rate for working in Pizza Hut was RM3.50 per hour. That was so looooong ago. KFC and Mc Donalds was a bit less.
Since I'm getting only RM50 for a 24 hour on call work, I might just request not to be put on call and perhaps work in Pizza Hut instead (RM3.50 per hour = RM84 per 24 hour), or KFC or Mc Donalds.
Problem is that patients might meet me in the Pizza Hut saying "Eh doctor, you're working here also ah?" Doesn't look very impressive huh?
Well I can then proceed to say "Yeah, let me recommend you some low fat pizzas. But if you choose this fatty one, you can later come to see me during office hours to get some anti-cholesterol medication"
"If you buy 3 pizzas, I'll throw in some cholesterol medication for you later free. And if you order this coca-cola, just take another half tablet of your diabetic medication"
Waiiiit a minute....just wait a minute. Maybe can work with these businesses too...more profitable lah.
"If you develop shortness of breath, you can see me also during office hours at this hospital"
"And If you buy 3 packs now, I'll throw in a Ventolin inhaler free of charge during office hours"
Hahahahahaahahahahahah.....just jokinglah. It's not ethical but it might not be that outrageous. Perhaps nurses or medical assistants may consider doing it. Seriously.
Let's see which part time job or business looks enticing...
My sole comb is hidden somewhere inside the "jungle". Can anyone spot it? Hahahahahaaha. They say in a marriage one must give and take....the problem is the proportion of the give and the proportion of the take kakakakah.
Nope, I'm not upset at all, I'm amused. After all, I only need space for one comb ;)
Hilarious!
Seems like quotes are the "in thing" now. A quote from my friend....hahahaha.
* to the uninformed, a "player" refers to a guy who is smooth with the ladies.. ;)
To borrow a now famous quote in a national ongoing inquiry...
I just came across these video clips from another blog which were absolutely hilarious. Rather similar to the song "Obat" by P.Ramlee I posted some time back. Very very funny.
I think our local concoction would be IM diclobuscohydrogentamicin - diclofenac+ buscopan + hydrocortisone + gentamicin, hahaha. People here just love injections!
Another one,
While driving back from a game, a buddy introduced me to his favourite song which he says I will like very much. He put the CD into the player and it goes like this...
When you sleep, where do your fingers go...
When you sleep, where do your fingers go...
When you sleep, where do your fingers go...
When you sleep, where do your fingers go...
When you sleep, where do your fingers go...
That's it !! Till I reached home.
I was speechless, keeping myself from bursting into laughter.
I mean when you sleep, where do your fingers go? Any volunteer answers? Hahaha
OBAT
Nyanyian: P Ramlee, AR Tompel & Ibrahim Din
Filem: Do Re Mi (1966)
Video : www.youtube.com/watch?v=synHDmd1dsY
(P Ramlee)
Inilah obat yang sungguh istimewa
Kalau salah sapu bangun pagi hilang nyawa
Obat batuk kering, batuk basah, demam selesema
Mari beli obat ini, gerenti puas hati
(korus **)
Hai obat hai obat mari beli obat
Kalaulah terlambat tak dapat
Hai obat hai obat mari beli obat
kalau salah obat, melompat
(A R Tompel)
Obatlah ini buat dari akar kayu
Kalau salah sapu badan licin tumbuh bulu
Obat angin medu, angin kus-kus, mata kelabu
Mari beli obat ini, gerenti puas hati
korus**
(Ibrahim Din)
Inilah obat nama makjun sangkut
Kalau banyak makan, sehat2 jadi semput
Obat sakit otak, lenguh sendi dan senggugut
Mari beli obat ini, gerenti puas hati
korus**
This is also funny;
Do Re Mi
Berjumpa terus sepakat
Otak yang geliga sekarang dah tersumbat
Re do ti la so fa mi re do
Do re mi tiga bujang terlajak
Kerja semua tak layak
Jikalau begitu baik gunakan otak
Re do ti la so fa mi re do
Baik kita jadi tentera
Mengawal negara
Tentu kita tak diterima
Sebab kita bujang tua
Mari jadi tentera laut
Jerung aku takut
Baik jadi tentera udara
Alah tinggi sangat aku tak hendak
Do re mi apa kita nak jadi
Sabarlah sampai besok pagi
Mari pulang rumah kita bertemu ramah
Lapangkan hati jangan lemah
I just realized I haven't been laughing till my stomach aches for quite a long time now. The P.Ramlee movies used to be able to make me laugh like that. Being brought up in a malay school in my primary years, I kinda understood the nuances and subtle jokes in Malay. In fact my fluency in the malay languange beats some of my malay friends. ( used to, but not now ) I scored an A1 for Malay Languange in both SRP & SPM ;)
I recall my earlier days which I would laugh till my stomach almost burst at some of the P.Ramlee movies. Life was good when you could laugh like that.
Found some posters of those P.Ramlee movies
Managed to find the evergreen song in Seniman Bujang Lapuk :)
Judul lagu tema: Menceceh Bujang Lapuk
Penyanyi: P. Ramlee, Aziz Satar & S. Shamsuddin
Oh menceceh... (5X)
Oh menceceh... (5X)
Bujang lapuk pakai songkok
Basikal cabuk tak pernah gosok
Tayar kempis roda bengkok
Badan pepes macam keropok
Bujang lapuk keliling kampung
Naik basikal hai pakai sarung
Minum air dah naik kembung
Sakit perut terpekik terlolong
Hai bujang lapuk tak boleh harap
Basikal cabuk dah naik kurap
Baru putus hai urat saraf
Masuk angin keluar asap
Bujang lapuk... loyar buruk
Sana sini hai bikin sibuk
Naik basikal semacam beruk
Tak ada kerja tolak habuk
Hahahaha...still funny after all these years. Life is good when you laugh! I miss laughing terribly...
